MelonAbortion

my apologies 

MelonAbortion

WHEN DID PEOPLE START SEXUALIZING BANANANNANANANANANAS? ITS A FRUIT, A GODDAMN FRUIT! WHATS NEXT A TOMATO? AN APPLE? AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE STDS AWAY
          
          Man, I was eating chopped up bananas with condensed milk.

stxrfields

@MelonAbortion My old friend was making sexual jokes about apples and bananas over 4 years ago. I'm pretty sure she still does.
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MelonAbortion

I’m gonna change my name.

iballercwuzhere

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MelonAbortion

From MelonHeadle to MelonAbortion 
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