MelonLegs

You'll know you've made it when your fics start being recommended in the same row as the yaoi fics.

dfghjkl565

@MelonLegs praying you become as popular as werewolf x superrich and super consensual girl fics
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MelonLegs

Spiral Stairs
          
          Rhinoceros Beetle
          
          Abandoned Town
          
          Fig Tart
          
          Rhinoceros Beetle
          
          Path To Dolorosa
          
          Rhinoceros Beetle
          
          Singularity
          
          Giotto
          
          Angel
          
          Hydrangea
          
          Rhinoceros Beetle
          
          Singularity
          
          SECRET EMPEROR

somethingoriginal1

He lasted way longer than I thought he would
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dfghjkl565

@MelonLegs is this your manifesto?
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dfghjkl565

Yo melons, how u sliming twin?  

dfghjkl565

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@MelonLegs it’s like paying for a stripper, but instead of sex, it’s being bashed by a fucking baseball bat for 7 hours straight
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MelonLegs

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@dfghjkl565 
            I'm paying obscene amounts of money to get fucked, and I'm not even having a good time.
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dfghjkl565

I feel like college is specifically designed to give u the feeling of being crushed by an actual hydrolics press
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dfghjkl565

Ayo, when the next chap of devils ardent 

dfghjkl565

@MelonLegs sorry twin!!!!! Take ur time gng
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MelonLegs

What is this curse that has been inflicted upon the Shonen Manga scene that has resulted in such unlikeable, or at the very least debatable, endings?
          
          Like, seriously, are all these authors in a secret cult or something and they made a vow to unanimously piss their entire fanbase off?

somethingoriginal1

Regardless, the Bad Ending Devil has been eating good lately
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ZuitheRedfox

@jar3012 I meant Fujimoto, because we all know Gege could not develop his characters like that. 
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MelonLegs

So, Wattpad Social Feed, huh?
          
          Do they WANT me to feel bad and show me what everyone else is doing–Actually, this might not be that bad of an idea.

MelonLegs

@equivocalwriter 
            Y'know what? I can't even argue with that
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equivocalwriter

@MelonLegs Because we live in Patriarchy.
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MelonLegs

@equivocalwriter 
            Why do all the women I talk to want to be hurt–
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