@MelonLegs
soooooooooo....ur feeling ok twin?
Twin, look at my upload sheduale and you’ll think ur the melon Maasai ✌️
@dfghjkl565 I'm severely disappointed in myself as a human being for failing to manage my schedule properly for three weeks
What happened to the discord link on your profile?
Fyi new readers, this guy Melon is Netanyahu's strongest soldier.
@ZuitheRedfox Don't say that shit. Someone will end up taking you seriously.
The surge of A.I. book covers on this site are quite......displeasing.
And that's just the stuff you can see. Imagine what authors are using behind the scenes when it comes to writing, bruh.
@MelonLegs ur such a bastard, im going to slime u out now
@ZuitheRedfox when it comes to writing stupid shit my brain works pretty good sometimes
@somethingoriginal1 That's probably the best analogy I've ever heard.
Electricity is a scam invented by water boiling companies to boil more water.
Also, Eid Mubarak.
@Venlafaxine It was so funny finding out that one of the people Uncle Ted bombed was in the Epstein Files
Papa Ted's ideals
Is this ur Israel arc?
"All warfare is based."
–Sun Tzu
@Ceruleanfracture Hey, Sun Tzu said it, man, not me. I'm just the messenger.
Even drone warfare ?
You'll know you've made it when your fics start being recommended in the same row as the yaoi fics.
@MelonLegs praying you become as popular as werewolf x superrich and super consensual girl fics
Spiral Stairs
Rhinoceros Beetle
Abandoned Town
Fig Tart
Rhinoceros Beetle
Path To Dolorosa
Rhinoceros Beetle
Singularity
Giotto
Angel
Hydrangea
Rhinoceros Beetle
Singularity
SECRET EMPEROR
@MelonLegs Oh God No
He lasted way longer than I thought he would
@MelonLegs is this your manifesto?
Also what’s this discord y’all waffling on about?
@dfghjkl565 The link is in my bio
Yo melons, how u sliming twin?
@MelonLegs it’s like paying for a stripper, but instead of sex, it’s being bashed by a fucking baseball bat for 7 hours straight
@dfghjkl565 I'm paying obscene amounts of money to get fucked, and I'm not even having a good time.
I feel like college is specifically designed to give u the feeling of being crushed by an actual hydrolics press