MelonLegs

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Wattpad, hello? Did you shadowban me because you thought I was suicidal? What the fuck? Rest assured, I can't leave this much untapped hatred in the hands of someone else, so I LOVE LIVING.
          	
          	Also, y'all like Unspoken Rage, right, just to check?

belforbeth

@MelonLegs holy I will lowkey get on my knees just for a new chapter
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MelonLegs

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Wattpad, hello? Did you shadowban me because you thought I was suicidal? What the fuck? Rest assured, I can't leave this much untapped hatred in the hands of someone else, so I LOVE LIVING.
          
          Also, y'all like Unspoken Rage, right, just to check?

belforbeth

@MelonLegs holy I will lowkey get on my knees just for a new chapter
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MelonLegs

Women scare me.
          
          Anyhow, happy World War 3. Hope you all lived fulfilling lives.

MelonLegs

@somethingoriginal1 
            My condolences, man, that must've been awful 
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MelonLegs

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Shit, man, it's becoming harder and harder to stay a good person, after all the filth that's just come to light.
          
          Well, we can't expect God to do all the work.

dfghjkl565

@alek_ackerman mf i don't wanna get stoned for wearing two different types of cloth *crying emoji*
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Shellystillwrites

@MelonLegs So, like there are real mercenaries for hire, right? 
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thetimelessman

@MelonLegs what happened? Was it the Epstien files?
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dfghjkl565

U better update devils ardent or else ill send my goons after u 

dfghjkl565

@MelonLegs U SHALL FALL, JUST LIKE THE OTHERS!!!!!!! U SHALL BECOME CONSISTENT IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO
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MelonLegs

@dfghjkl565 
            I REFUSE. YOU WON'T BREAK ME.
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MelonLegs

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Gentlemen, it is time we take our vocabulary back.
          
          When I hear or use "Goon", I don't want it to mean a guy who furiously jacks off. It should mean a guy who goes, "Ey, boss! What's da plan!?!", and is willing to beat people up for me.
          
          When I hear or use "Skibidi", I don't want it to mean whatever the fuck type of black magic DaFuqBoom cast on us. I want it to mean the fat Turkish guy who's dancing and shaking his enormous belly.
          
          The renaissance is here, folks. Drop down any other words you'd like to be restored.

TheOneCutKiller

@MelonLegs I mean... isn't that supposed to be the best way to use "goon"? Ah, wait, this is wattpad we're talking about...
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MelonLegs

@Shellystillwrites 
            It's time to take back what they stole from us
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Shellystillwrites

@MelonLegs I miss when goon just meant a bunch of evil bad guys :(
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MelonLegs

Got a new cover for Devil's Adherent! Special thanks to @Unoriginal_Jackass12 for designing this one. It's an absolute banger!

MelonLegs

@SallyGooseling 
            Not Hitler, just a random Nazi Officer.
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MelonLegs

@somethingoriginal1 
            YOUR TRUTHFUL CALLOUTS ARE HURTFUL
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SallyGooseling

@MelonLegs damn is that Hitler on the cover?
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MelonLegs

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Holy shit, I completely fucking bombed that exam, lmao–

dfghjkl565

@MelonLegs YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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MelonLegs

@dfghjkl565 
            HELL YEAH! WE ARE THE EXCEPTION!
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MelonLegs

For those of you who enjoy Zenless Zone Zero, we all can agree that Evelyn is the best girl, right?
          
          Of course, we can. That's a fact, not an opinion, and is completely beyond debate.
          
          Unfortunately, I can't find many works that catch my eye when it comes to her, until just yesterday.
          
          I've already finished all the chapters of this book that are out right now, and it is a certified banger, ladies and gentlemen.
          
          Go check it out, and don't be afraid to show the author some love! Throw a few follows and praise their way, why don't you? They definitely deserve it!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/405592274?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=MelonLegs

MelonLegs

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@somethingoriginal1 
            Did you raise yourself from the dead to make us aware of your monster fucking obsession–
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