Kyser

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Is Algebra fruitless endeavor? 
          It seems they’ve been trying for ever 
          To find x, y, and z 
          And it’s quite clear to me: 
          If they’ve not found them yet then they’ll never.

There once was a lady named Ferris 
          Whom nothing could ever embarrass. 
          ‘Til the bath salts one day, 
          in the tub where she lay, 
          turned out to be Plaster of Paris.

An amoeba named Max and his brother 
          Were sharing a drink with each other; 
          In the midst of their quaffing, 
          They split themselves laughing, 
          And each of them now is a mother.

There'll be times when you get older
          When you'll want to sleep with people
          Just to make them like you...
          But don't.

You don't have to be awake to be my man
          Long as you have brainwaves,
          I'll be there to hold your hand.
          Tho' we just met the other day
          There's something I have got to say...
          Thank you, that's all.

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch.
          Soon they'll grow up to resent you so much.
          Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why.
          You cry and you cry and you cry

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song,
          Stop me if you've heard it,
          My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
          And Tegrin spelled backwards is Nirget.

Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes,
          She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
          But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
          And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
          Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
          But the truth is she died and some day you will too.
          La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

New York City has no power.
          And the milk is getting sour.
          But to me this is not scary,
          'Cause I stay away from dairy.