Ooh you found me

Hello friends :) 
          It seems I haven’t updated in a while.. it would be really lovely if I did wouldn’t it? It would. I’ll end up posting a new chapter eventually.. I’m currently dealing with major fucking depression since I have no friends. But it’s obvious why I have none .  Okay toodles 

Christmas chapter?

Everytime I post a new chapter I genuinely get concerned when I get comments. Yes, I do make stories about feces and illumi. And yes that’s horrendous and strange, but I think the people who genuinely enjoy my stories are even more stranger than I am. If any of you enjoy my stories I encourage you find therapy. And also yes it’s satire, illumi acts nothing like this. Obviously. (Also I find it dumb how some of you ask if it’s satire when the title says fannon illumi 

I’m wondering if I should update my book or not.