✞𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚣𝚣𝚊✞

thinking about how my English teacher said the memoir I'd written was really good and how he's not aware it's only because I write fanfic

it's only January 2nd and I've already discovered a new health concern—

HAPPY NEW YEARS GUYS!!
          
          Here's to a better 2022 for all of us, I know I'm excited for a new me! ❤️❤️

What do you mean it's illegal to ruin someone's business out of spite....
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Anyway, who wants to destroy people's lives-

Just here to announce Thoma supremacy
          
          That man has me by the neck

fun fact:
          
          
          if you can read this you're gay

My current aesthetic is listening to romantic music and making dream dates out of em, hbu?

It's nearly 3am and someone on Tiktok is really trying to perpetuate the "deluded American" stereotype
          
          Sir, I got the time and the patience to deal with you, I am not the one 

tfw you're researching gang signs
          
          why? to make oneshots and stories more realistic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Every time I read smut 
          
          I have to fight harder for a place in heaven