Mentally_Unstable_CM

Sorry, we've been MIA. I promise we haven't died. (yet)
          	Dark humor of the day:
          	My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Mentally_Unstable_CM

Forgot to do dark humor of the day yesterday, so here, have two:
          Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
          Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Mentally_Unstable_CM

Dark humor of the day: You can fit 20 bodies in a coffin. If you cut them up the right way.

thomasthetrainmylove

Thank god I only need to buy one coffin now
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Mentally_Unstable_CM

It has come to our attention that it looks as though we promote mental illness. We do not. This community was made from a string of dark and funny comments about how crazy a group of writers are. This is meant to be a safe place for everyone who is afflicted with mental illness or is hurting. 
          However, due to the misleading aura of the community, we do ask that when pasting the obligatory announcements to your message board if you wish to join, that you are a bit more specific. Thank you.
          
          –Iz

Mentally_Unstable_CM

Hello crazy people, sorry we've been MIA lately. I myself (Iz) have been working on the discord server which we will use here. At the moment it is far from complete. However, once we have a skeleton of a server up, we will be putting out a community hiring book. Once we have enough members, we will work on putting out a contest book and becoming a bit more active. 
          Thank you for your patience in those regards. NOW FOR THE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
          Since this community was based on a thread of funny comments about how mentally unstable a bunch of authors are, its going to be a little unprofessional. We will start doing dark meme of the day and funny stuff that makes you question our(and your) sanity. So yep! 
          
          –Iz

Reiner_1504

@Seaotter17 You torture people? How dare you not invite me?!!
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Reiner_1504

@Mentally_Unstable_CM *maniac laughter and twiching* Yesssss lil sis. We crazy peps
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Mentally_Unstable_CM

Hello crazy people, what would you think of us becoming an official community, with contests and roles and stuff? We would need you all to help spread the word. If we get positive feedback, we may publish a community job book.
          
          — @Seaotter17

ReinaStarnight

Sure! Sounds cool!
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Mentally_Unstable_CM

Btw I’ll be going by Iz on here later.
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