Greetings, world, Carolina's the name.
I'm here on Wattpad chasing fortune and fame.
And I plan on doing that by being insane.

WELCOME, MY HUMANS!
At least, I hope you are humans. If not, then, well, it appears the robots have finally dominated the earth.
Or...is it an alien invasion?!
DUN DUN DUN!?!?
Gonna be honest with you, I've got no idea what I'm doing. Seriously. I'm totally clueless. But I'm here to have fun, and so are you. So check out my book. I assure you, it is the most formal piece of literature that has ever existed on the face of the planet. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!
You may be disturbed, however.
Deeply disturbed.

I also like cats, did I mention that?
Cats are really cool.
Especially fat ones.
But that doesn't mean I have anything against dogs. 
Dogs are awesome, too.