Danger Noodle Goyo

Hi love your books though I don’t know how to like the stuff I read on this yet still trying to figure that out

I’m sitting here,
          Crying through my vibe check

hey there buddy pal

Ngl, jut had a dream (which in itself is rare) where I pushed my eyeball accidentally and was left with a lazy eye. Nothing wrong with lazy eyes, and all I had to do was push it back the other way but
          
          I felt everything. I swear you’re not supposed to feel pain in dreams. 
          
          Did I project myself into another reality??

I’m so tempted to sleep but I have an open can next to me and I don’t want that shit to spill

I radiate the same energy as the “I shaved ma eyebrows” kid from vine

MY CAT STOLE THE FKN DUVET AND IM COLD 

It’s late and there’s people yelling. Someone just howled like a wolf. I swear down if they don’t stop imma throw glass at them

GUYS WTF!! SO MY STOMACH GROWLED SO I WAS LIKE "GOT A DEMON IN MA BELLY" AND MY MA DEAD ASS JUST "i got a demon in ma brain, ... it called life" 
          And I OOP

Just tried rewatching the final episode of Adventure time and couldn’t get past the 10 minute marker because I felt heartbroken. Safe to say I’m emotionally traumatised