Call me Merch.

Pronouns: He/They

Some dude with too much time on their hands. Made this thing most likely for reading and supporting people I know here. Might eventually post my crackfic parodies here, who knows.

Some tidbits about me
- I make dumb parodies mainly inspired by trollfics
- Depressed as fuck
- I have bad taste in everything
- My sense of humor is odd
- I ship myself with torches and pitchforks (this would make sense if you know which parody I wrote that got infamous c; )