Potatoes are better with Mountain's cream

I don't know how anyone puts up with me bro 
          Sometimes I'll be looking for my cat Billie-Bean, and I'll just yell "WHERE'D MY FUCKING PUSSY GO?!" and my roommate will throw bread at me and tell me to shut up :D

Crazy fan theory time!

 #being a grumpy old btch rn bc I'm on the rag and can't find anywhere where I can sell my uterus on the black market because I don't fcking want it and someone else needs it more than I do

*suddenly remembers wattpad acc* Oh!

I have returned after running away to the beach. It was highly therapeutic laying far out over my head in the surf and just letting the waves carry my body like I was weightless. I feel way better. I'm inspired. Hope you are all well 

Hi the internet interneted, I saw some fucked up shit, I'm not okay anymore, so im gonna take a break. See yall on the other end.

Is it bad that I actively feind for depressed characters???

SO IM WORKING ON A VESSEL COSPLAY-
          But I have a problem with the whole shirtless thing. Don't get me wrong, it's hot asf. But I have titties that I need to figure out how to cover.
          Any ideas?

Oh my, Thank you all so much for 5I reads! It makes me so happy to know that people enjoy my hard work :D

Tbh, my constant need for validation and wattpad account go hand-in-hand '\(•-•)/'