Heartless Succubus

Stealing my girlfriends shirt bc ✨why not✨

Roman's, countrymen and lovers;
          Hear me for my cause.
          This? Is my answer.
          It is not that I loved Onion-fried-unicorn-cheese less, 
          But that I loved caramel-dog-biscuts more.
          Had you rather Onion-fried-unicorn-cheese were living, to die all slaves then dead to live all free men?
          As Onion-fried-unicorn-cheese loved me, I weep for him.
          As he was fortunate, I rejoice at it!
          As he was valiant, I honor him.
          But!
          As he was ambitious, I slew him.
          There are tears for Onion-fried-unicorn-cheese's love, joy for Onion-fried-unicorn-cheese's fortune, honor for Onion-fried-unicorn-cheese's valor, yet death for Onion-fried-unicorn-cheese's ambition.
          
          *drys tears*
          
          Now listen, this is how good Onion-fried-unicorn-cheese was.
          I read thy will! In which he leaves his gold to you.
          All of you, roman citizens.

Ha! Sorry in advance if chapters randomly stop coming out 
          
          No, I'm not leaving the fandom or whatever (Ghost is life), but I'm probably about to get my ass grounded.

If they won't cosplay with/for you, babybat they ain't worth your time.