How my relationships were like:
Me: Here is my heart... its brand new, buts fragile. Please be careful.
Bf#1: Oh, sure.... *continues to rip it in half* Sorry... but you were kinda annoying.
Me: uhmm... okay.
Me: Hi. *hands over heart* Sorry its broken, but i hope its okay.
Bf#2: Hey, cutie. *proceeds to rip it in 4s* No. We're done. Bye.
Me: .... alright....
Me: Im still healing.... but i hope this is enough...
My ex: Sure it is... i love you. *proceeds to rip it in a million pieces, stomps and spits on it*
Me: Why-
Him: I have thought of SUICIDE bc of you.
Me: Oh.....
Me: Im sorry... its not enough.... ill leave.
Eren: What are you talking about? Its more than enough. We just need to mend it. *points to Levi* You, go get some flex seal.
Levi: Oh? What happened? ... No worries, ill help.
Me: This is too much trouble.... its okay, you dont need to help me.
Levi: No. We will do it together. We will help you.
Me: *feeling insecure*
Eren: No need for that, little titan.
Our gf: Hello.
Me: *still insecure* ....hi
Levi: We need a little help mending this? Will you?
Our gf: Of course, love.
Me: You guys are gonna leave me anyway... just say im annoying and go.
Eren: Your not annoying, you just have weird flaws.
Levi: Whoever had troubles with your personality did not have balls at all.
Our gf: You are a beautiful little snake, honey. Dont think otherwise.
Me: :>