hi. 











































why are you reading this get a life










































seriously there is nothing down there



































Im not lying to you, just go back up, please?












































Ha! Jokes on you! You're actually scrolling up! You can scroll down now.





































You figured it out, huh? Well congrats but you're really just wasting your time.

















































Stop IT! You are wasting valuable time you could have spent reading my stories!













































Fine. Keep scrolling. I dare you.











































Wow. You really did it. You really can make the scroll bar scroll down. Good for you!