Mez DoseStuff

Hello m8. I do not suppose you are one of the epic members of the spectacular COOSA HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING EAGLES!

your book was actually pretty good. Thanks for letting me read it

yea sure; do you mind reading my story ABC'S Of death as well??? Vote if you liked it and ill do same.
          
          WARNING prologue isn't that good. read chapter 1+

Nearly everyday I willpost something like this, and I hope people will comment telling me weird answers and things I should say funny/weird stuff about.
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          I was bitten by a turtle yesterday can I still drink orange juice?

I just saw a guy get taken down by 6 police cars translating to about 13 officers.
          I guess he tried to explore a part of the city he hadent discovered yet.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          P.S. At the end of a rainbow there is a TacoBell.

Guys Im freakin' tired of this crap.
          Im almost 20 and I haven't been able to get a single job except for a freakin underpaying cook job, cause its the only place that hires high school grads, plus I live in a small town so business is freakin' bad. I'd get out of this town if I could drive, I've failed every dang driver test I've  taken. I'm socially awkward and the only coworker I have hates my guts. I've been in love with a friend of mine for a long time, she's athletic, smart, and beautiful, but I've been freindzoned so hard I don't want to risk anything, because she's one of my only friends other than this other guy. But I think the only reason he sticks around is because he's mentally challenged, I guess he's. rhe only one that can stand me. And you know what makes it worse,
          I LIVE IN A FREAKIN' PINEAPPLE, UNDER THE SEA!

If I was in the Hunger Games I would get the little parachute thing, fill it with poison berries, and drop it down on unsuspecting tributes.
          Oh you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Nope. POISON!

Want to make the the length of an essay longer? Put the the word "The" In there twice! It will lengthen the the length of your essay!
          Don't believe me? Read the post again.

Stiff legs, stiff legs! Everybody loves stiff legs! You gotta love them cause they make you feel good when you get out out of the car.

Right now I'm just sitting in the middle of a freakin crowded car on a long, long, looooonnnnng, ride to Tennessee for a family reunion.
          Aaaaaaahhhh! Gotta love stiff legs!