Hello there internet<(^-^)>. name is Magical Dorito.I got this name cuz I got bored.Telling you right now I am not a great writer. I try my best in it^-^.And I usually end up fucking the books.
Living in Narnia cuz Narnia is just awesome af.
I like Mia Khalifa(~^-^)~.
My favorite video is Lemon Stealing Whores
I like Nirvana ^-^ NO! Smells like Teen Spirit is not my favorite song from them.
I listen to Black Veil Brides, Pierce the Veil, Bring me the Horizon, Blood on the Dance Floor, Dance Gavin Dance, Suicide Silence, CannibalCorpse, The Black Dahlia Murder, Job For a Cowboy, and other punk rock music because pop music suck
~(^-^)~
Well know I AM BORED WRITING THIS.
WHAT IF JESUS WAS ACTUALLY LIEING ABOUT BEING GODS SON. WHAT IF MARY JUST LIEING ABOUT IT. SHE PROBABLY GOT PREGNANT AND WANTED TO HIDE IT CUZ HER FAAMIY IS GONNA DISHONORER HER. WHAT IF SHE WAS METH AND DID ALL OF THIS FO RMUNEY
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THE REAL STORY OF JESUS(COMPLETED)
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This is the real story of Jesus.
(This is ment for humor don't be a butt hurt person cuz u can't take a joke...
I Had a Dream Martin Luther King Jr
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Yas Martin Luther King Jr did gave us equal rights. But that speech was a lie. Martin had a different dream...
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