Mianana345

do you know why i like to go for walks in the night? its because your body will be easier to hide when it's dark. haha im just kidding. what is the knife for then? its for maintaining the cockroach population in my kitchen of course! you see, every thursday at 3 pm i have to hunt them with this knife and 5 of them will be sacrificed to our lord and savior bernie sanders. after the ceremony i will throw their disgusting corpses into the garbage disposal because i don't want their flesh in my fucking house anymore. what? youre telling me its not 3 pm on a thursday afternoon and its actually 9:23 pm on a friday? well that must mean its almost time to hide your body in the woods. I poisoned your dr. pepper 2 hours ago, if you do not succumb to the poison soon, i will have no choice but to drown you in my basement toilet. this is your choice