Hey there! I exist.... And eat..... And breathe.... And sleep.......... And read.
Oh! And I waste the time of those who took the time to read this! Yeah, I'm one of THOSE people. 

For the record, in case you're interested, I like cake. Oh and ice cream, that too. Ice cream is great.

Dan and Phil

The Game Theorist 

"Road Work Ahead? I sure hope it does!"

So a bush says to a tree "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" and the tree responds "I don't know, I'm stumped" (I thought that was funny. I know you don't, but I do, and that's all that matters *cries*). 

I tell the best jokes. They're so funny, everyone else is just so ditsy they forget to laugh.

Devoted joymoment fan. She's awesome