So, I see you've stumbled upon my profile. Well, good for you. You've accomplished the first step in the act of acknowledging my awesomeness! 
Ok, so, I'm River Smalls-second cohort of the Twelfth Legion, errand boy for the Thalia the Muse, son of Bacchus, member of Camp Jupiter for seven years, expert javelin wielder, and all around awesome guy.
So yeah, that's me in a nutshell! 
Oh yeah, by the way, I've died before, so don't bring up terms like 'im gonna die from boredom', cause the gesture will not be appreciated.
Also, if you're reading this Connor Stolls, you owe me one celestial bronze dagger. If this isn't you, ignore that.
Also, in case you didn't know, when I died on September 2014 and was resurrected on January 2015, it was by Thalia the Muse of humor, for being the corniest person around. Sorry Leo, but compared to me, your jokes are full of schist. Just sayin.
One more thing- why doesn't a grape cry when you step on it? THEY JUST LET OUT A LITTLE WHINE/WINE!