I fucked your mom

Pls don’t tell me you that one mailman that comes to my house to “deliver packages” to my mom and gets in her room to you know what while my dad is away

guys live debut of pavlove was last night shit got me fucked UPPPPPP

Hello my beautiful husband I love you MWAAAHHHH /p

WHEN THE AAAAA

You know I'm some countries it's illegal to hold a can while walking.
          In England it's illegal to hold a fish suspiciously.
          In America some police officers can arrest you for holding a beer when you only have one hand.
          BUT HOLD A FISH THAT HAD DRANK A CAN OF COLA AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE HAND ISN'T ILLEGAL.
          Keep that in mind. 

people making fanmade pokemon gender differences: "GIVE THE GIRL BOOBIES ✨✨✨ AND MAKE IT P I N K ❤️✨✨✨✨✨✨✌️✨✌️✌️✨✨
          "
          the actual gender differences: "ok hear me out, give the male a tiny speck on it's ass that's really hard to see"
          "you fucking genius."

yall know that feeling when you sub to a twitch streamer for the very first time and they say your user and your heart just fucking stops
          yeah
          that just happened to me

m m m  g r a p e

tfw both of the people you bully for their spelling mistakes start doing stuff to make their spelling better

Everybody gangster til you get arrested for Robophobia
          
          see you in jail for like 999 years HOPEFULLY
          
          also, Keebo means hope or something