@MichaelPoggerz
Because, dear sister,
I am your non-heterosexual , transgender brother, who shall have the freedom of speech, and may not do any wrong. I am the best person on this planet, and I have definetly not done any shoplifting, bullying, gay stuff, written smut, stole from people, killed people, went to juvie, or anything else bad. I am the most innocent child, and I definetly did not do zaza with the zaza kids in my class, and I totally don't live in the library at most, and I fr do not lie to our "eautiful and amazing" grandmother. Therefore, I am the best and favourite child.