I'm just a regular kid who you'd see at KFC. I'm the type of person who'd drink Pepsi then down it with 20 pieces of chocolate. My favorite movie is Human Centipede, in my opinion one of the greatest films of all time. My favorite pass time is crying and my favorite book is "Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Road Chip: the Novel", which really does the movie justice and in my opinion is better than The great Gatsby and Animal Farm. My favorite destination spot is china, where I had constipation, took too many laxatives (which got me diarrhea), then had appendicitis.  

I chose to write "My scooter and I" because I am fascinated with midgets and the art of scooterism, so I decided to join the two and made the story.