Im a pile of shit :}

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•I'm weird as fuck and I'm sorry for that
•Dumbass Bisexual with an amazing gf
•She/They
•I'm short, loud, angry, and sleepy but I can use my ugly ass legs for power
•John Egbert is the best and I will h*ckin fight for the egg
•That includes June Egbert
•Fuck like I love the Egg
•Everyone is too fucking attractive like stop with your amazingly created face like damn
•YEAH IM LOOKIN AT YOU EGG [fuckin makin my doki go hearty heart and shit [like damn] been in love with an Egg for about 4 years now]
•There's too much anxiety and depression here for my tiny body
but like I still exist. Havent imploded or got sucked in via black hole so like w0w
•GOD DAMN THAT EGGGGGG STOP BEIN FUCKIN CUTE DAMNIT LIKE JESUS FUCKIN SHIT FUCK CUTE ASS AMAZING LIL SHIT IS TOO FUCKIN AJSJSKAJSHSHAHAJSJS
•Wants that weird mythical thing called friends but too scared to do shit
•fuck I think I'm in love with an egg
•But like can you blame me?
•I typed up a whole thing to my friend about Egg that I meant to take like maybe 10 minutes
•Took a fuckin hour
•I didn't even write all I wanted
•Just talked about shit he went through but like didn't get through all of it
•Didnt even get to talk about what I love about him
•God I want to tho
•Wait hes a god
•I found me new religion
•Who want to join the Cult of John?
•All Johns are accepted
•Anyone who wants to join is accepted
•I swoon for basically every single one of them so like Im good with what ever
•John? Hell yeah June? Fuckin duh Candy/Trickster bich? I love suckers and sweet shit HeinousStuck? IDK I WOULD GIVE HIM AS MUCH LOVE AS THE OTHERS
•I willing to take in members 


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