Hi, call me Mac, 
So I'm writing this book called 'At Home With the Boys'.

Also you guys might be wondering where Abyssia is (probably not but anyway) 
Abyssia is a world that my best friend (@JOEBug) and I have created, there are dozens of different species on this place and all of them are documented (weird Ikr) ok yep that was weird, anyway.

I have also have been told that I use too many characters, what can I say?! I like lots of characters!!
I also think I may have a slight fear of being alone and silence and definitely bubbles, what bubbles are flesh eating monsters!!!!!!

I AM THE RULER OF THE SPLISHES!!!! BOW DOWN TO ME AND YOUR LIFE MAY BE SPARED!! 
Remember, if you sneeze inside out or backwards you only have 3 years to live!

http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear
This just strengthens my point on the fact that drop bears do actually exist!! Although the map is very old and needs to be updated as it is now incorrect, there is many drop bear nests in South Australia and Western Australia!