Eb the Pleb

HI!! BYE!!

MM I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR Y'ALL READERS
          
          COMMENT
          AND
          GIVE
          FEEDBACK
          
          YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES THE WRITERS
          
          Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

@lowlifelester oh wow I didn't even realise... Thank you so much xx

I have the internet is down stuck in my head so bad fucking shoot me in the balls

It's 4:15 am and I just posted a chapter
          
          My life

i know i hate the phandom too *angry cat emoji x2* *cry laugh emoji*

Y'know, re-reading your most popular book and criticizing yourself in third person is the best thing

So I just posted the 40th chapter of my book, but I've barely reached a climax and idek how it's gonna end rip

Okay my dudes, @Charlizard-02 and I came up with something...
          
          You know how people come up with names for the people that follow them, like Danosaurs and Phillions? 
          
          Well we came up with one for this account... Kitchen Appliances. 
          
          Sorry not sorry :)

Hey you silly sons of bitches I'm just calling in to say I'm not completely dead, but I'm not supposed to be on here because A. this is my parents' computer whoops and B. I'm doing my 'HASS revision' but I can't focus lols
          
          Also yes I'm still writing my books, (mainly Broken still) but still maybe a while 'til they're up.
          
          Bye bye bitches xx