Ask me about sharks and plants. I dare you.
 
I think Insects,snakes,spiders and basically anything that crawls is undeniably fucking awesome. I try to  be a hero every time and save them all from getting squished by big foots and pesky  hands.

I serve a mean plate of heavy honesty and sarcasm, please eat it with caution as it may cause severe indigestion, heartburn, loss of words, turning different shades of colors and ah yes extreme wants of yelling. 

I speak almost quatre languages leaning a tiny weenie bit towards cinco, Key word ALMOST. But not really, I'm totally lying to myself and claiming I know how to speak other languages to look cool. Stop this ludicrous typing you twat!


 I have this one best friend who is part of this book worm club  and I know since the 7th grade ( the good o'l days) I ruined her salad dressing this one time though  it was gross ( yet pretty halarious) and it was totally her fault for not writing down the recipe right!!! And no it wasn't because of the fucking Dijon Mustard! It's was you! All you !!


Header was taken by this pretty lady @HelloMofos  she's very freaking pretty but can be a princess sometimes!






Kay
Bye! ✌️