as i am following you, you better write something good real soon or i shall not follow you anymore and it will be the end of the world for you. -evilest laugh imaginable-
since you're my cousin so you should follow me this instance otherwise i shall come in your dreams and steal your chocolates..which i realize will be of no use since you'd give em to me even if i dont threaten you. blah. well i'll just simply haunt you. So you better follow me.