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sooooo.......
I have this one acquaintance who knows part of my family tree is Asian and he also deeply cares for my grades (basically a mother I needed since mine doesn't give a damn). He knows I need really high grades to get into the college I want to be in, so he always asks how my test go. A funny conversation from a few weeks ago:
Blood: Soooooo, how did your last test go?
Me: I got a B+!
Blood: ...
Me: Hey, is everything alright?
Blood: Mika, hun, remember your heritage?
Me: You mean the fact I'm partially Asian?
Blood: EXACTLY! AN A-SIAN NOT A FUCKING B-SIAN!
Me: Okay, now I'm missing by bio mother:
Blood:
Me:
Blood:
Me:
Blood:
Me: I was kidding you dumbass I got an A
Blood:
Me:
Blood: I hate you
Me: Love ya too