MikeyWh0

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Imagine....
          
          If a toaster was alive like it can talk...just talk and then here's the bread (( this kind of bread)) also a alive and they gonna be like:
          
          Toaster: hey bread
          Bread: yeh?
          Toaster: I.....
          Bread: hm...?
          Toaster: I want you inside me '_'
          Bread: ..w-what? 0///0
          Toaster: yeah, you heard me
          Bread: fine..I guess 
           
          And out of pure luck, here comes a sleepy human just come into the kitchen and make themselves some toast in the morning like every human would. They grab the bread and put....it in the toaster,...... imagine if the bread suddenly moan.
          
          Human: what in the name of ✨ SEXY ✨ bokuto ass was that sound? 
          Human:..... maybe I listen to Dazai moan too much that I'm ✨ hallucinating ✨ 
          
          ......while bread was in the toaster.......
          
          Toaster: hold on bb it's gonna be fine I'm gonna make you feel good and crispy
          Bread: *moan* t-toaster make it faster!! ((tf))
          Toaster: hold on... I'm almost done
          Bread: a-ah! K-KIMOCHI!!!!!!!
          
          when the toaster was done it pop up a toasted bread, noice. The human when in and grad it with their lil nails cuz it's hot, they put Jam and peanut butter on the toast and CHOMP. 
          
          The toast was eaten and the toaster was the traumatize 
          
          
          
          
                                            The End
          (( What in the name of Asahi did I just even write ‍♀️...imma just go and take sum more cracks–))
          

Ur bio says it all lol

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          ｄｅａｒｅｓｔ．．．
          ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ !
          ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏᴛᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ɢɪᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴏᴋ !
          ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ..
          ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴅᴀʏ, ɪꜰ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ɴɪɢʜᴛ..
          
          ━ xᴇɴ.
          
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          ｄｅａｒｅｓｔ．．．
          ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ !
          ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ !
          ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ..
          ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴅᴀʏ, ɪꜰ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ɴɪɢʜᴛ..
          
          ━ xᴇɴ.
          
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