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guys please help me find this fic, it was an alex fic obviously,  he was a vampire and the mc's name was stella, and he had a twin im pretty sure.  i forgot the details but please guys... i need to find it...

hello after half a year 

hi guys

Heyy,
          A bit random ik and you don’t know me at all, but I see you everywhere on Alex Turner fanfics and I was wondering if you’d like to read mine? It starts pre-am, and I’m currently updating!!

guys do u love me..be honest..

i remember this alex ff where matt said " i bet your members throbbin at tha " and me and my friend have quoted it everyday since i found it

hey guys!

ive been trying to deny it for th longest time but josh homme is so fucking fine like there is SMTH SBOUT THAT MAN.

someone update pls..

mileskanesgirlfriend is my alt for when im using my phone and this is for when im using my laptop..just had to let everyone know