Milevenotfound

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Towards the ride back to my Airbnb my family kept talking about older days when men would work and women would be in the kitchen and how women shouldn't work that they should get a man to do instead. They started saying some lowkey racist stuff and I pointed it out to them. They didn't care. My uncle Zack was saying that my generation is weak and a bunch of slow flakes. He then said your generation refuses to tell people they are stupid then mentioned how in their time they didn't care if someone killed themselves and said something about men cutting off their dicks and turning into women. I told him that people like him are the reason suicide rates are so high and the conversation stopped. 
          	
          	Anyways I'm ready to get away from my family and get the fuck out of America (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

Milevenotfound

this message may be offensive
Towards the ride back to my Airbnb my family kept talking about older days when men would work and women would be in the kitchen and how women shouldn't work that they should get a man to do instead. They started saying some lowkey racist stuff and I pointed it out to them. They didn't care. My uncle Zack was saying that my generation is weak and a bunch of slow flakes. He then said your generation refuses to tell people they are stupid then mentioned how in their time they didn't care if someone killed themselves and said something about men cutting off their dicks and turning into women. I told him that people like him are the reason suicide rates are so high and the conversation stopped. 
          
          Anyways I'm ready to get away from my family and get the fuck out of America (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

Milevenotfound

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

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@Milevenotfound i feel like i deserve a medal for reading all that
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Things that happened tonight while me and my family shot off fireworks:
          - my uncle threw a smoke bomb behind his head and his hair caught on fire (he's perfectly okay)
          - my great uncle shot a homemade bomb and it went off
          - I pointed at the moon and said "oh my god pretty fire work!" I didn't realize it was the moon.
          - my great uncle told me how to make a sparkler bomb