No Homo Howell

your profile picture bless up 

I just dreamt that I came out to my parents and they were like 'nah fam you can just gtf outta our house' and they sent me to England to live with my uncle but then he decided to move back to India the day I landed in London and then I was crying outside the airport and Phil randomly came up to me and asked if I was okay and I went 'Do I look okay an actual fucking Angel is standing in front of me no I am not okay' and I fell and hit my head and then he took me to his and Dan's apartment and he randomly left me alone with Dan and he wouldn't give me the wifi password so I threw a box of cereal at him and then he gave me the wifi password and then they adopted me. 
          
          I sincerely hope that this was a prophetic dream and not just some bullshit my brain came up with. 

Yo so Wattpad doesn't have they and them pronouns for gender, but I'm here to tell you that I don't use Zie, He, or She. I use they and them pronouns. (Hmu if you're non-binary join my club)

If anyone wants to rant about how amazingly hot Melanie Martinez is hmu because dear lord she is fiiiiiiine

Is your profile picture Pete wentz skfkdjwkgfmfns?

Hey! Thx for reading, voting for, and commenting on The Free Willies. And thanks for the follow! You seem dankity

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          Watch my disgusting attempt at a YouTube video here! ^^^^
          

IT'S HALLOWEEN. TIME TO SET A PUMPKIN ON FIRE AND THROW CANDY AT IT AND GO ON A KILLING SPREE AND SET PEOPLE ON FIRE AND SING HYMNS FOR THE JACK THE PUMPKIN KING HAIL SATAN
          
          H A L L O W E E N  T I M E

I'm thinking of starting a book of poems. It'll be really weird and sappy because it's just the stuff I scribble down at 4:00 am when I can't sleep, so let me know if you want that! 

Also, it's my birthday lol time to kms