Just some good quotes that i like: 

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - NOTW

“You do not know the first note of the music that moves me.” -NOTW

“Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite.” -NOTW

"My Chivalry coat, it's like my pimp coat, only a different color"

"If you smack someone with a glove and it is a sign to duel, does that mean if you smack someone with a shoe it would be the opposite, like challenging them to love?"

"There is a hole in these woods, all of the nature is going to leak out!"

"Eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation"

""I dont care about my skeletal integrity, i just want to hit you!""

"You can scramble my emotional eggs anytime"

"Why do you smoke so damn fast?" "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die."
-Looking for Alaska

“It's the questions we can't answer that teach us the most. They teach us how to think. If you give a man an answer, all he gains is a little fact. But give him a question and he'll look for his own answers.” - NOTW