MiloEatsMoss

Found someone who'd fight Black hat for me <3

demenciacrazylizard

Flug definitely can't fight but in his 20s he had a drag queen persona and watched RuPaul and reallllyyy learned how to READ so he can clock tea even surpassing Demencia's ability to clock. Drag name: Avia Tricks

demenciacrazylizard

But yeah Blackhat and Flug do dance workouts together I think. I'll draw that at some point
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demenciacrazylizard

Okay but like those first few months of them sleeping together had to have been awful bc Blackhat is with him 100% of the day. How was Flug supposed to ever kirk off (jerk off). Cause like I would NOT have the audacity to do it WHILE IM CLOCKED IN. And like in the shower? While Blackhats literally OUTSIDE THE DOOR? (Except when he's being shady) I would NOT have the balls.
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MiloEatsMoss

Oh yeah, I'm being sedated tomorrow for dental surgery.
          
          Wish me luck! 
          
          
          (If I post anything strange because I'm loopy don't worry about it ;3 ) 

Pumpkinquills

@MiloEatsMoss  ngl i was kinda hoping you'd post something silly >:)
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demenciacrazylizard

@MiloEatsMoss I hope you accidentally post a new chapter and it's completely incoherent but it's funny so we all laugh and hold hands and rainbow and kumbaya
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MiloEatsMoss

Okay chat.
          
          How do I get my soul back from Black hat? 
          
          I wanna give it to my girl instead.
          
          Do I fight him 1v1? 
          Or is this like, a legal dispute?
          Do I only have custody on weekends and holidays?? 🤔

MiloEatsMoss

@Pumpkinquills Also my favorite ship dynamic~
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Pumpkinquills

@MiloEatsMoss  Also, no need to worry about your soul.
            >:)
            I had a host- e- i mean deal blackhat simply couldn't refuse~
            I'll gladly hand it back over to you ;3
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Pumpkinquills

@MiloEatsMoss  new favorite ship dynamic:
            
            A desperately trying to show B that they have a crush in the most obviouse ways possible.
            
            B thinks they've been dating for a week.
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demenciacrazylizard

"Why do I have no views" meanwhile I write fanfiction in the most dead fandom of all time

demenciacrazylizard

@MiloEatsMoss that's okay when the new spinoff comes out everyone will remember again. I'm also thinking of writing a Spanish translation bc I know a lot of readers are Spanish speakers
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MiloEatsMoss

@demenciacrazylizard Saaaame rip
            *Dead rose emoji* 
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Charlenemeh

uhhh idk if this is a massive spolier but  im really curious. Is Dem ever going to appear again in devoted and does 505 even exist in devoted?????

demenciacrazylizard

I never wished you guys a happy kirkeversary...
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demenciacrazylizard

@demenciacrazylizard AND he names him 505 because he was listening to the song. And HE turned blue on the Kirkening bevause he got really sad
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demenciacrazylizard

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@MiloEatsMoss Just a random fucking bear in his backyard that's just really friendly cause he's in the woods
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