Heya, you go on and call me Michey. Nobody does it but I would highly appreciate it.

I'm a very lazy and often frustrated person, I too don't have actual experience in writing. 
Furthermore I am not a native English speaker, so please do correct me if you see I fucked up.

I probably won't be very active, since it takes much to motivate me to write. The deep hole I fell in again might be my savior though.