MinSuga_listenboi

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MinSuga_listenboi

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(Some crap I wrote)
          
          Haven't you ever wondered how it would feel to be a only child?!??!! Because right about now I wish I was.
           
           'I Park Jimin', I told myself, 'promise to not kill my little brother'. Why would I want to kill my little brother you may ask? 
          
           He barged into MY room, INSULTED me and then LIED about me!! Okay maybe he didn't lie but I'm still the victim here.
           
          It played out like this:
          
          ~knock knock~
          
          " Jimin, are you there??"
          
          "....... No one's here-"
          
          "Okay, I'm coming in~"
          
          "NO,NO,NO-"
          
          ~5 mins later~
          
          "Hey jiminie"
          
          "Ugh... What?!!?"
          
           "Words can't describe how ugly you are" my little brother , Junwoo , said.
          
            "Words can't describe how handsome you are"
          
            "Aww, thank you-"
          
           "But Numbers can"
          
            "......"
          
           "I'd say 3/10 but that's way too high for someone like you" I spat back.
          
            ".... I'm gonna tell mom!!" He whined while running out of my room.
          
           'serves him rig-'
          
          "PARK JIMIN GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!!" My 'mother' called.
          
          ' damn, he's fast. What kind of steroids is he on?!! '
          
            " I'm coming hoelene, I mean Jolene! " I said. Most people wouldn't dare call their mother by their first name. But she's my STEP-mother.
          
           "What old hag?" I deadpanned.
          
            " First of all, I am NOT an old hag!!" She said. The statement making me snort.
          
            "Keep telling yourself that~" I said while smirking.
          
            "Anyways, why were you insulting Junwoo........ AGAIN?!!??!!" She sighed.
          
          (  I wrote this during spare time. Tell me how it sounds so far)

FUzumaki

@xXMidnightGachaxX100 lmao this is funny, I like it so far 
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