Booba Mc Hoo ha

Sleep schedule go brrrrrr
          
          5 in the hokin morning i wake up and think "wow what a wonderful day to wake up in the worst way amd the worst time possible"

Why do teachers breath on your ear when you either do your work they gave you or take a test they literally stand behind your ear and the uncomfortable feeling you get.You get their coffee breath on you face and you sit there not daring to speak up.Like that happend to me me doin my work and my math teacher be lik:*heavy breathing* LIKE SHE WAS SAYIN:dont mind me just watchin.Makes me wanna.‍
          
          
          
          

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Ok ok first things first is this shit normal that when you are seein a boy in your class, barely know him and suddenly your brain and feelings go"Ayo that boiz hotz"?Rlly idk why my mind went off of how he looked instead of his personality'n shit.
          
          I legit know that first thing on the llist is
           
          Be friends with em
          
          Get to know yall better
          
          Go to the BFF zone 
          
          And  finally ig startin to have feelings.
          
          
          
          
          
          Shit man i need fucking therapy,Wtf is wrong with me.✋

Me:*after working out lookin in the mirror*sheesh im starting to lose some weight.Welp im just gonna sit down on the sofa now.
          
          Also me:*sitting down*
          
          My thighs:ayo wanna see a cool trick i can do? *becomes giant*
          
          Me:AMIGO ARE YOU SHITTING WITH ME OR SUM SHIT?! BRO WTF*gets up*im never sitting again unless i have oversized pants
          
          

hello

Thanks for the vote! I just wanted to say I frickin love your username