MinorKeysarefun

Oh, those? Yeah, that’s my side-hustle. Romance/Drama is the best-selling genre on the market right now, so I’m writing those to build a college fund for my daughter/pay the bills. It's just business!

MinorKeysarefun

Since I can't post more than three short lines of the hook:
          
          I have always hated Jack Dawson. You know, the guy from The Titanic. 
          I mean he seemed decent enough for a drifter with a sketchbook. I hate the lie he represents. Everyone weeps over the movie like it’s the pinnacle of human existence, but they miss the point. Rose didn’t “find herself”; she found a way to watch a twenty-year old kid freeze to death in the North Atlantic while she sat on a perfectly good piece of furniture. 
          Love is just a fancy way of saying “I’m willing to let you drown so I can have a memory to talk about when I’m eighty.” It’s a shipwreck disguised as a symphony.