Greetings!  You must have traveled a long way to get here.  Come, take a seat by the fire, and have a warm bowl of soup with some pilot bread. 


  That is of you have not brought white-spotted sawyer bugs with you, if you have please get out of my country.  

  ....But the likelihood of you actually having some of those bugs with you is quite small...right?

  Anyway, enough chit chat, you look hungry in need of a good rest.  We will talk about your story in the morning when you are rested.