OliLollie

Ugh I hate myself for ever doing these message things but they're fun so I can't stop

I feel kinda dumb posting this here but...
          
          TWENTY ONE PILOTS ARE OFF HIATUS
          A NEW ERA HAS BEGUN
          T H E Y A R E O F F H I A T U S
          
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My goal in life is to smell good and look soft yet like someone you wouldn't wanna mess with

Me: *talking to a friend about freaky dreams*
          
          Friend: yeah, wow, that's crazy. *laughs* Hey, maybe you're some kind of prophet! *that was sarcasm*
          
          Me: holy guacamole I hope not don't want more of these dreams especially if they come true
          
          

Me: *gently knocks on door like a tiny weak mouse* yeah hi sooty to disturb you blah blah blah
          
          Also me: *kicks door down while making gorilla noises* I GOT SPURUUURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE *starts whispering in a creepy and menacing way* jingle jangle

I'M WHEEZING THIS WAS SO HILARIOUS SOME ONE HELP ME
          
          BAISCAlly my family and I were sitting around and stuff and my dad mentions this drink called Kombucha or however you spell it and I 'corrected him' and said it differently so he looks it up with the voice search on Google and oh woW WHEN SHE REPEATS IT BACK INSTEAD OF SAYING 'okay. Here is information on Kombucha.' sHE FREAKING SAYS 'OKAY, HERE'S INFORMATION ON CRUNCHY MOOSE'
          CRUNCHY MOOSE
          GUYS
          GUYS
          CRUNCHY
          MOOSE
          *WHEEZES*
          OH MY G O S H

I'M WHEEZING THIS WAS SO HILARIOUS SOME ONE HELP ME
          
          BAISCAlly my family and I were sitting around and stuff and my dad mentions this drink called Kombucha or however you spell it and I 'corrected him' and said it differently so he looks it up with the voice search on Google and oh woW WHEN SHE REPEATS IT BACK INSTEAD OF SAYING 'okay. Here is information on Kombucha.' sHE FREAKING SAYS 'OKAY, HERE'S INFORMATION ON CRUNCHY MOOSE'
          CRUNCHY MOOSE
          GUYS
          GUYS
          CRUNCHY
          MOOSE
          *WHEEZES*
          OH MY G O S H

Okay okay so I'm a ting this game called Mass Effect Andromeda and it's AMAZING
          Sure it had its flaws like the games controls are absolutely horrid and half the time there isn't a jump but honestly the plot of this game is so. Flipping. Good.
          And there are the little things that I personally like like how there's this email system thing and basically you have a bunch of emails and there all useless (except for a few really important ones) but it's so funny because there's one that's from this guy Drack and he sent me an email that was what he would classify as a comforting email and he basically said 'Cora just tokd me about your dad. I've lost a lot of people in my time.
          This usually helps me' and then in brackets it says 'Drack has attached 37 images of various rifles and shotguns. Two are duplicates. Many are low-res or watermarked.' And it's amazing. There's another one about yoga poses too I'm so in love with this game.

Oh my goodness gracious guacamole I thought I was bout to get murdered and/or robbed cause I saw this bright LED light flash by my windows in my room and I start freaking out so I looked around to see of my dad was inside and he wasn't so I was like 'alrighty then it must be him' but just in case I called him and it was but seriously it is midnight what is wrong with this man

When you touch your hair and something wet comes back and you look at it and it's really red and you panic but then you realize you are dying your hair red