K-12 × Heartbreak High
Fleur: *Walks into the library* Miss Victoria?
Crybaby: *At a table at the back* Oh, she ran to the nurse's office because Jay from second grade got a nosebleed. Again.
Fleur: *Sits with her* Is he OK?
Crybaby: Waterfall Boy is kind of a legend for being indestructible.
Fleur: Isn't it kinda mean to call him that?
Crybaby: Well, no, because I'd never say it to his face.
Fleur: It must kinda suck to feel like the entire world's out to get you. Like, even if you're just sitting there breathing.
Crybaby: Yeah. I feel like that all the time. It's like the patriarchy's paddle pop constantly being shoved down your throat.
Fleur: I love paddle pops!
Crybaby: Me too! OK, favourite flavour, 3, 2, 1...
Crybaby + Fleur: Rainbow! *Laughs*
Crybaby: You know, it ruined my life when I found out that rainbow flavour is actually just caramel.
Fleur: Caramel?!
Crybaby: Mhm.
Fleur: You're kidding!
Crybaby: *Laughs* Nope.
Fleur: Damn!
Crybaby: So, what are you in the library for?
Fleur: I just come for the biscuits.
Crybaby: Fvck off, Miss Victoria has biscuits?
Fleur: Yeah, she restocks them on Mondays, so by Wednesday, they're usually gone. So if you want some, come here on Monday or Tuesday.
Crybaby: Thanks, I will! By the way, I saw you drawing earlier at recess.
Fleur: Oh, yeah, I was.
Crybaby: Can I have a look?
Fleur: OK *Shows her the sketchbook*
Crybaby: Wow, what is this?
Fleur: It's fanart from my favourite book, Melatonin. It's about a girl with abusive parents who's been through a lot, but she's still a badass. She's not that good at relationships and she's really shy, but she's guided by this dragon spirit called Cosmo who gives her really cool powers and....*Coughs awkwardly*...you get it.
Crybaby: This is gorgeous.
Fleur: *Blushes* Thanks.