MintoBeri

someone on roblox called me a rat for defending a shelly avatar.
          
          then my grandma called me a rat for not doing my summer schoolwork (i was forced to take a finance class. thats like, so bleh.)
          
          so yeah guess what I am you guys.
          
          
          
          
          
          A
          
          
          
          DUMB
          
          
          FUCKING
          
          
          RAT
          
          
          
          (holy shit my moms gonna kill me when she sees the scratches)

im so effing sick and tired of my moldy rat self

ur so cool, can i drag you to my basement :3?/silly

i made a new book

"here lies mint's sense of humanity; they have become a stick figure with no soul, also they have no soul. did i mention the lack of soul?"
          
          Me: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I HAVE MINTSANITY
          
          *Crickets*
          
          Everyone:  BOOOOOOOO
          
          Me: GR (gives everyone a lobotomy that turns them into stick figures)
          
          Everyone including me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (gets cut off by an eagle swooping down and dropping a h bomb on us all)
          
          BOOM
          
          
          
          
          
          And thats my kewl fanfic, bye :)

I MAKED A POEM
          
          
          AHEM
          
          
          
          IM IN YOUR VENTS
          IM IN YOUR HEAD
          IM IN YOUR WALLS
          IM IN YOUR BED
          IM IN YOUR HOUSE
          YOUR ATTIC TOO
          IM IN YOUR FLOORBOARDS
          PRETENDING TO BE YOU
          
          
          
          
          
          
          :D

Me: today is a GREAT day, nothing could go wrong
          
          The 700 Silverfish in my Walls doing the Macarena: AYYY MACARENA!
          
          Me: *sees the silverfishes*
          
          ....
          
          *SCREAMS IN THE TUNE OF WHAT'S UP BY 4 NON BLONDES*

And so I wake in the morning and step outside and I
          
          Take a deep breath and I get real high (courtesy of pothead neighbor)
          
          and I scream from the top of my lungs
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I DISLIKE *popular ship*"
          
          (gets stabbed in the eyes)

i dont exist :)