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There i was
Back to back with jesus
Bible in my left
Machine gun in my right
I was ready to bless these unholy thots
But then
We were attached by raging whores
We lost someone that day
Xx_BambiKiller_xX69
He was oralled to death
So i screamed
"JESUS, I NEED BACK UP"
Never in my life have i seen a mexican throw a slipper so fast in my life
But when all seemed lost, he saved us
Yes
xXx-_-PussyMaster_-_xXx
He came (*insert lenny face*) and pile drived a those whores.
But they had back up
Clones of belle Delphine armed with bath water
So
Suddenly they came
The lolis
The fucking lolis
But before all was lost
-_-NyaNyaOWOUWU-_-
OUR GOD
OUR KING
he had been resurrected
He spoke with grace
"MAKE LIKE ANTIVAXXER AND MURDER THESE CHILDREN"
me,jesus,pussymaster and mr.owo charged them
There was blood. Sweat. Tears and alot semen.
But ultimately. We mad it
We were heros
Branded the savoirs
It went down as the coochi wars
But you can just call it
World War 3