YO, yo, yo! You've stumbled on an sewer person's profile. :) HAHA. JK.
My dear fans or whatever,
I am of the species Homo sapiens sapiens.
Procrastination is one of my numerous talents.
I often get in trouble for playing Temple Run when I should be studying for exams!
I am a bisexual and proud of it.
Tony Stark and Captain Jack Sparrow hold the keys to my heart. <3
I cram...a lot.
Boyish is a word to describe me.
And so is sadistic.
I have an OCD in Grammar and am a proud Grammar Nazi.
My left eye has a grade of .50 while my right eye has perfect vision!
Ghost stories make me happy.
Am also a proud Potterhead.
Mirrors creep me out.
The dark is my shelter.
Harsh and mysterious are my nicknames.
I’m a closet otaku.
I have been awarded as the number one certified 9gagger on Wattpad.
Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, Camp Jupiter, Narnia and the Capitol are places I’d love to visit.
I have a mild ADHD condition and mild dyslexia.
Therefore, I am a demigod. A HOT demigod. Just kidding but seriously...
I’m not a Bookworm! I’m a book...hottie?
I ship Percabeth and Peeniss! <3 DIE UNCLE RICK, DIE!
I always write stories in my head. But, I always forget them
Challenges gives me an adrenaline rush. Me likey.
I’m a swimmer and a pianist.
They call me an evil genius. *cue music* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think Miranda Kerr and Francisco Lachowski would make the most beautiful babies together! <3
If Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jr. had a movie together...<3
HEY I JUST MET YOU,
AND THIS IS CRAZY
SO HERE'S MY STORY!
VOTE IT, MAYBE? xD
♀+♀= ♥ GENDER
♂+♂= ♥ DOESN'T
♂+♀= ♥ MATTER
BECAUSE
LOVE HAS NO BOUNDRIES
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♀+♀♥♂+♂
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—–██—– Put this on
—–██—– your Wall
██████—if you’re not
—–██—– embarrassed
—–██—– to tell others
—–██—– that you
—–██—– believe in God
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- JoinedJanuary 3, 2012
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MirandaLachowski
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