Well helloooo sexy unicorns! I'm Miranda, and you can call me Miranda, Miranda Sage, Sage, Unicorn, or MIRANDA THE ALMIGHTY PURPLE VELOCIBACCICORN THAT CAN MOVE TRAINS WITH HER MIND BECAUSE SHE SOLD HER SOUL TO SATAN!
*coughs awkwardly*
Yeah, I'm pretty weird. But weird is different, and different is a change than all those basic bitches out there. If you don't like weird, then goaway'stagram

I like...things that most people don't. Especially at my age. Such as...Doctor Who, Sherlock, and My Little Pony.
Some bands that I like include One Direction, The Wanted, All Time Low, 5 Seconds of Summer, Panic! At The Disco, and Bring Me The Horizon.
I'm also addicted to YouTube, coffee, and Creepypasta.
I like writing.
I watch a lot of people on YouTube... (Team Crafted, setosorcerer, ZexyZek, Jenna Marbles, Shane Dawson, O2L, PewDiePie, Smosh, danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, KickThePJ, crabstickz, Tyler Oakley(is queen))...yeah I have a problem...

Other social media you can find me on:
quotev: Sage Unicorn (I wrote two stories, 'Savior' (creepypasta) and 'Agent R' (team crafted))
instagram: @mirathevelocibaccicorn (personal)
@mirathehuman (photography)
Deviantart: mira163
Kik: @mirathepurple

Please don't judge, or make assumptions of things about me, it seriously pisses me off, and I'd have to ask you politely to fuck off and go get fucked by a cactus <3
  • IN YOUR CLOSET GOING TO NARNIA BITCH
  • JoinedFebruary 1, 2014



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