Extra Cheese

What the actual fuck, I had a dream about a guy i’m friends with.  I can’t express how hot he was in that dream. mmmmmmm
          
          Well anyway, I have a crush now

I can’t lie to my parents to save my life. Today, when I had done it, I got dizzy and had a mild panic attack. I felt so bad about it, still do.

I cannot stress these words enough.
          
          "I’m not better, okay, I’m not better.
          And I keep waiting for someone to figure that out, and they don’t! I mean, of course they don’t, cause as long as I say the right thing and act the right way, they’re happy! Cause that means that they cured me, right?"
          - Emma Chota

I didn’t realize this until I got new ones, but I really have dickhead friends.

I really have to pee, but my dog is sleeping in my lap, so I can’t move...

My friend sent me money with a message, "ur lesbian", as a joke. Little does he know, I’m bi.

IM LITERALLY HAVING A SEXUALITY CRISIS!

I just had a dream where someone said, "you’re so gay"
          I answered with, "Yup!"
          
          Thing is, I’m not gay, I’m at most bi... maybe my subconscious mind is very gay... hmmmmm.

So, today I am legally allowed to have sex. But more importantly, I can bike without a helmet now.

I was editing on a story and forgot to save... FUCK MY LIFE.