Mischief_Machine

I will be on yet another hiatus. Sorry I haven't posted in forever. I promise there will be more to come when I rejoin you guys!

Mischief_Machine

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I HAVE 60 FOCKING FOLLOWERS!!! HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP HOW EVEN! Ahem, I would like to thanks the Academy for teaching me no shit whatsoever, my friends for making me a sassy sarcastic awesome person, my blah blah blah. Lmao, seriously though, thank you guys. Y'all are the literal best people ever.

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SPOILER ALERT!!! BELOW THIS CAUTIONARY TEXT IS YET ANOTHER TEXT THAT CONTAINS MANY, MANY SPOILERS!!! I recommend that if you haven't seen Captain America: Civil War you do not read what is below. I highly recommend you go see the movie as quickly as you can, and when you go see it bring a lot of tissues. It's an emotional wreck if you're a fan of Tony Stark.
          
          Captain America is officially my least favorite Avenger.
           I have always favored Tony's side, I mean c'mon, he's Tony Stark!!! I absolutely love him! I feel so bad about what happened to him in the past, plus RDJ is absolutely adorable.
          Steve, on the other hand.... Well, let's just say he should've stayed a Capsicle.
          Tony was trying to keep the team in one piece. He knew they'd fall apart and hate each other if they broke up the Avengers. Ole Grandpa Rogers had other plans. Ole Stars and Stripes decided to protect his little boyfriend /Bucky/ instead of staying loyal to his friends. Sure, Spangly and Ms. Nesbit were best friends a long, long time ago, but Tony and the gang saved 'Merica's ass how many times? And what was Bucky doing during that time? Being an emo Capsicle (with a metal arm.)  So while Steverino is kissing Bucky's ass, the Avengers are falling apart. Not to mention Spider-Man and Ant-Man were hurt, Vision and Scarlet Witch's relationship (I ship them so hard) was potentially ruined, Natasha kicked Clint's ass, and Black Panther got his feelings hurt. Natasha also became a traitor in my opinion. Hmm, what else was there? Oh yeah, Tony witnessing his ADOPTIVE PARENTS MURDERED BY CAPTAIN GRANDPA'S BEST FRIEND!!! I cried a lot during that time.
           Because of the naive-ness of Cap's team, they ended up in jail. Pretty sad. All because Winghead wants to make sure his boyfriend On Armed Wonder escapes to safety without a scratch on his princess-like body! C'mon 'Murica, you're better than that! All in all, it was a great movie. I tip my hat to you, Mr. Lee, for somehow cheering me up! The ending was great