Macaque

Guys, I went and:
          • Had my birthday on the 21st and celebrated with bowling 
          • Celebrated my older gay brother's birthday yesterday 
          • Get to go to another birthday dinner this Saturday 
          And, the biggest development...
          • I am no longer single 
          Yep! I'm taken y'all! I have the most beautiful girlfriend everrrrrr. She's so wonderful. We got together on my brother's birthday! 
          So, Happy Pride, friends!
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          How are ya?

Happy birthday to me
          Happy birthday to me
          I still have nobody
          Happy birthday to me
          
          I'm now 19. Nice.
          
          How are ya?

I'm 19 tomorrow. On the 21st. I'm an adult. Finally...
          
          How are ya?

ANSWER MEEEEEEEEE WHY DO YOU LEAVE ME SO FUCKING DRYYYYYY UGHHHHHH
          
          Not me questioning my sexuality due to my faith LMAO-
          
          I'M A FAG. BUT I LOVE GOD. BUT IS BEING A FAG A BAD THING? I DUNNO! I'LL PRAY ABOUT IT-
          
          Lord help me I'm so sleepy it's 4:52 am.
          
          How are ya?

Happy Pride. I'm now 11 days closer to being 19. How wonderful is that? 
          
          How are ya?

I almost spiraled today, how fun. Anyways-
          
          Might start making Fire Emblem smut, the delusion is getting intense.
          
          How are ya?

Have y'all seen the Enderman recently? Yeah. Smash.
          
          How are ya?

No thoughts. Just horny.
          
          How are ya?

My head hurts, I don't necessarily know if my mom said anything to me this morning but I'm literally sitting here like a dumbass and I'm hungry. I'm gonna go eat breakfast and do...human...shit.
          
          How are ya?

The things I'd do to this man-
          
          Okay so look- Fire Emblem, right? No one will understand the love I have for this man but-
          
          Hear me out.
          
          Hubert von Vestra.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I literally cannot. My hormones- FUCK.
          
          I just wanna- DAMN-
          
          "He's gloomy and Gothic looking" YEAH. I WANT IT. FUCK.
          
          How are ya?