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Back up I don't like being that close to the public agenda.
Oh please give me a break. It's not like you're actually dying!
Student: I'm bleeding!
Teacher: Okay.
Student: Can I have a bandaid?!
Teacher: No. You're not bleeding to death are you?
Student: -.-
- Far away from your sarcastic bullshit
- JoinedApril 27, 2016
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