Hi. I'm Jessica. But, since I also go by many other names (Leah, Allie, Kalla, Jayk, Lime, Crazy, Hey You, Zombie Cat Queen of the Crazies, Secretary of Papayas, Kid, Chief, Numbah 827), I'm just quicquidlibet (which means anything and everything). I'm a crazy, yet calm person, so don't be surprised if I act insane one minute and tired the next.

RANDOM NOTE: People who call themselves 'hipster' piss me off. (So yes, one of my close friends pisses me off daily. She is the only 'hipster' I put up with.) I won't put up with anyone else calling themself 'hipster'. (My patience is already stretched thin by my friend.) And before you 'hipsters' who are reading this start getting mad cos Alex Day, Tom Milsom, Charlie McDonnell, Liam Dryden, ALL CAPS, etc. are 'hipsters' and I like their work, think. Do they call themselves 'hipster'? No. They just live their lives. Being 'hipster' is lame. It's just a label. And labels are 'mainstream'. And 'hipsters' hate 'mainstream' things. So all you 'hipsters' are screwed, ain'tcha?

ANOTHER RANDOM NOTE: My 'hipster' friend once told me that I'm '30% hipster'. Ironic, eh?

ANOTHER MOAT: I'm joining Liam Dryden's mission to bring 'groovy' back. (He's a YouTuber. His account is littleradge. He's cool.) I'm a huge fan of Tom Milsom, Alex Day, Charlie McDonnell, Liam Dryden, ALL CAPS, and just their general part of the YouTube community. (They are wonderful musicians and their videos are good too.)

ALSO: I don't own "ANOTHER MOAT". I was quoting someone else.

ANOTHER ANOTHER MOAT FROM THE PERSON WHO'S HELPING TO WRITE "ANTONYM": She got that quote from me. I got that quote from someone else. If he saw it, I bet he'd laugh