hey, my name is jade and i am a freelance writer. i don't really care if you like or dislike my stories, i write them for myself. 

i love carbs, exploring, anatomy, television shows and elephants.
i hate war, small spaces, blunt pencils, itchy feet and dust.

if you think about it, a unicorn is not a unicorn but rather a donkey with a plunger on its head. 

feel free to swing me a message if you want to chat.

i also make book covers if interested.