How was I supposed to know that, Paul?

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I'm here for the same reason you are.
To read some god awful smut! 


MY BEST FRIEND IS READING YAOI SMUT INVOLVING HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS
" I am not! It is mostly plot!" They said
I AM NOT... NOT READING ARRANGED MARRIAGE SMUT
THEY KICK OLD PEOPLE I DO NOT AND I... okay I did put Gojo in a jar full of period blood but that's beside the point.
THEY KISSED THEIR GIRLFRIEND IN FRONT OF ME AND TOUCHED HER BOOBIE IN FRONT OF ME I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS YURI
WHO ARE YOU GONNA BELIEVE??

However... they do keep my slutty ass in check to make sure I don't get to home base with my boyfriend (Nicknamed on here as Briefers) within half a year and take it slow.

Regardless, they are the Stocking to my Panty!
THE PAUL TO MY CARL
THE DWIGHT TO MY PAM
THE OSCAR TO MY ANGELA
THE DWIGHT TO MY MICHAEL SCOTT
THE VELVETTE SIMP TO MY VOX SIMP
THE BLITZØ TO MY KATIE KILLJOY
THE OCTAVIA TO MY LOONA (THEY'RE SISTERS, FIGHT US)
THE WEDNESDAY ADAMS TO MY ENID SINCLAIR (WITHOUT THE YURI)
THE LOONA TO MY BEELZEBUB
THE COLIN JOST TO MY MICHAEL CHE
THE CHRIS FARLEY TO MY ADAM SANDLER
THE MILES MORALES TO MY YUJI ITADORI
THE RAINBOW DASH TO MY PINKIE PIE
THE GETO TO MY GOJO EXCEPT WE AREN'T IN LOVE
THE ONLY DUDE WHO HAS THE SAME TASTE IN WOMEN AS ME
(Tall with a big ass, like Jennifer Lawrence)

MY BESTEST FRIEND TILL THE VERY END

THE one, THE only, @poltergeist_bleh !!

.... DISCLOSE OUR SEXUAL CRIMES TO YOU!


DON'T COME NEAR ME WITH THAT KIRIBAKU SHIT.

BAKUDEKU SUPREMACY

' ' I don't think we're going back to Heaven anytime soon.' '

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